Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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