Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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