two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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