Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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