I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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