i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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