Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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