Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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