she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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