question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize