Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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