I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i believe in u and ur pee
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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