Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize