Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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