I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
