ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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