Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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