Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.