i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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