ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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