Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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