i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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