Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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