All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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