What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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