Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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