Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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