David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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