If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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