Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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