Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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