Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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