We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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