Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my sisters under your porch take her home
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
