the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The feeling are messing with the penis
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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