Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
soo... how was my night?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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