you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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