Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
MIDGETS
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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