I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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