I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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