My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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