I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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