a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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