Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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