Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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