He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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