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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i really like this girl i slept with last night

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  you ask her out again?

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  yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.

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• (805): View more from California

  That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.

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• (516): View more from New York

  My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.

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