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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.

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(650): View more from California

This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"

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(847): View more from Illinois

Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.

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(216): View more from Ohio

SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.

(330): View more from Ohio

YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR

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