No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.