Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR