Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her