Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
