honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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