I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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