did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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