Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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