her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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