watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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