wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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