The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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