im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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