Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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