think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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